6. hey so it turns out betrayal sucks, actually No one likes having to swallow the news that one of their best friends was secretly a terrorist-now-murderer this whole time. It's even less fun when said ex-best-friend is in a giant robot and literally knocks you into a coma.
7. hey so it turns out duke cayenne also sucks You know what's totally awesome? Having your loved ones threatened if you don't go and join the Clearly Evil side of a civil war with your giant robot! But, you know, it's for the greater good, because fewer people will die if the war ends faster! ...Wait, none of that was awesome at all.
8. dad of the year award s.120X Because everything was clearly going swimmingly enough, let's top it off with finding out the dead guy's actually alive, and oh, surprise, he's your sperm donor! Oh, and he's enlisting you into helping him take over other countries. No, you don't get a choice.
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No one likes having to swallow the news that one of their best friends was secretly a terrorist-now-murderer this whole time. It's even less fun when said ex-best-friend is in a giant robot and literally knocks you into a coma.
7. hey so it turns out duke cayenne also sucks
You know what's totally awesome? Having your loved ones threatened if you don't go and join the Clearly Evil side of a civil war with your giant robot! But, you know, it's for the greater good, because fewer people will die if the war ends faster! ...Wait, none of that was awesome at all.
8. dad of the year award s.120X
Because everything was clearly going swimmingly enough, let's top it off with finding out the dead guy's actually alive, and oh, surprise, he's your sperm donor! Oh, and he's enlisting you into helping him take over other countries. No, you don't get a choice.